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Post by Purple Pan on Jun 12, 2009 9:41:27 GMT -6
Myrtle is a crime free city, until the bikers come around. We are known as family friendly, even tho businesses are struggling all over town.
But blame that on the bikers. It’s not MY fault they didn’t come here this year. Don’t you remember? I went on TV, to make that point ridiculously clear.
I’m telling you, it IS because of the bikers, that no heads were in beds. It was NOT due to my Rhodents or the things we did and said !!!
But, I still don’t understand, why weren’t tourists here in the month of June? Oh I know ! It was the economy and the angle of the moon.
Oh well, not my problem. I was too busy with my party at the station. Honoring me for ruining Myrtle’s reputation.
Voters in the city, listen up to how smart I am !! The internet was our friend. I made sure Myrtle was famous all the way to, Thailand !!!!
Vote me back in, so I can , Screw you again, in 2010 !!!!
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Post by classic53 on Jun 12, 2009 9:56:30 GMT -6
Okay, did you pay a visit to beachs house? You picked up some of his good stuff, didn't you?
That is great!!!!!!!!
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Post by Purple Pan on Jun 12, 2009 10:01:47 GMT -6
Okay, did you pay a visit to beachs house? You picked up some of his good stuff, didn't you? That is great!!!!!!!! So funny you said that. I was LMAO while writing it and even thought to myself, I sound like I got into beach's stash. LOL Guess we are kin? LOL
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Post by train on Jun 12, 2009 10:44:40 GMT -6
Range you got them all how about atty ellenberg pic were that one .......
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Post by Purple Pan on Jun 12, 2009 10:47:07 GMT -6
LMAO at the pics and vids !
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Post by beachbikers1 on Jun 12, 2009 11:13:38 GMT -6
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Post by DG1 Phillip on Jun 12, 2009 11:21:15 GMT -6
Range you have entirely too much time on your hands...... Run for mayor it will take years to fix MB and you have the time!! ;D ;D
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Post by Purple Pan on Jun 12, 2009 11:45:58 GMT -6
I am about to remove all doubt and prove, I got in beach's stash. Felt this needed to be with ranges pics too. ;D
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Mayor Rhodes is my name and I lied to get elected. Now bikers go away. Listen up citizens when I say, here comes, Take Back May. You don’t like it? Then you can move ! We don’t care how much money Myrtle Beach will lose. Rhodes greased by the rich, is how we get by with what we do, Hey! Time to claim we’re a family beach, (until we tire of them and their noisy kids too) Taxation imposed on our residents, then on tourists too, 500 city businesses tired of us, are now preparing to sue. Low down dirty people that we are, We celebrated their losses and guaranteed that the homeless will starve. Empty cash registers, no heads in the beds , but we’re still proud of the millions of dollars we sent away. “I don’t care if they make a trillion dollars in those 10 days, it’s just not worth it”, confirms Tom Rice, of Take Back May.
Beach Ball Volleyballs, only pair that he owns. “Noise not welcome in a tourist town” is all they can moan. Eat here Bikers , Wayne’s signs said so clear, I voted to get rid of you, but bring your money here. Assaults on tourists, guaranteed daily, by the local crooks, Streets full of drugs and hookers, waiting for families to come take a look.
Criminals? Haven’t you heard? Myrtle Beach has none, According to them, we tourists are their criminals, including our daughters and sons. Hotels with a flasher , waiting to expose his jewels. So come on down families , thanks to Mayor Rhodes, Myrtle Beach Rules.
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Post by classic53 on Jun 12, 2009 12:58:23 GMT -6
All right, I'm takingthe sam path as beach now! Where are my depends!!! I think I just p!ssed myself!!!!!!!! Me thinks I better leave work NOW!!!!!!!
And you definitely have to stay out of beach's stash!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by bigbuck on Jun 12, 2009 16:27:23 GMT -6
Pan, if U got a secret supply for those drugs please share the source ;D I could use some of that creative influenence
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Post by geezer on Jun 12, 2009 17:54:00 GMT -6
Great job to all.
During the rally at the new Beaver Bar, I saw guy wearing a shirt that had that photo of Rhodes-O The Clown on it. I tried to catch up to him and ask where he got it but I didn't make it.
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Post by beachbikers1 on Jun 12, 2009 20:00:24 GMT -6
I am about to remove all doubt and prove, I got in beach's stash. Felt this needed to be with ranges pics too. ;D Saw the Doc today and told him what I did to Wayne Gray and he laughed. Then I told him I cut my Welbutrin Sr from 200mg to 100mg and he freaked out. Told me to get back on 200mg because since my system wouldn't be able to control my anger & rage. Hell I was having fun with Gray, I got a pistol for anger & rage! conservativehome.blogs.com/centreright/images/2009/02/19/gun_barrel_2.jpg
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