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Post by bigbuck on Jan 29, 2010 8:51:24 GMT -6
I copied and pasted this from another site, But how true it is LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT. IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU CAN GET: · A JOB, · A DRIVERS LICENSE, · SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, · WELFARE, · FOOD STAMPS, · CREDIT CARDS, · SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, · FREE EDUCATION, · FREE HEALTH CARE, · A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON · BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE · THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT · AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE. \I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…
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Post by bikergal on Jan 29, 2010 11:44:41 GMT -6
Makes me want to denounce my citizenship, move to Mexico then cross the border illegally!
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Post by bigbuck on Jan 29, 2010 14:39:23 GMT -6
Makes me want to denounce my citizenship, move to Mexico then cross the border illegally! Sounds like a good game plan to me ;D ;D
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Post by Chuck52 on Jan 29, 2010 15:49:31 GMT -6
Makes me want to denounce my citizenship, move to Mexico then cross the border illegally! Sounds like a good game plan to me ;D ;D I'm In ;D ;D Attachments:
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Post by freebird on Jan 29, 2010 17:49:39 GMT -6
There must be a form to apply for illegal status. Heck maybe we could make it retro-active as well. Could be a windfall.
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Post by DG1 Phillip on Jan 29, 2010 23:05:42 GMT -6
Dont forget if you leave your helmet at home in SC and cross into THE SELF PROCLAIMED STATE OF MYRTLE BEACH you will get a ticket...
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Post by freebird on Jan 30, 2010 6:22:40 GMT -6
Dont forget if you leave your helmet at home in SC and cross into THE SELF PROCLAIMED STATE OF MYRTLE BEACH you will get a ticket... Only for 4 more days. ;D
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Post by train on Jan 30, 2010 8:26:54 GMT -6
When you crossed into SC you fell 20 years behind...
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